brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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