Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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