I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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