I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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