she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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