Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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