i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
it glows. i had to have it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
