R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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