So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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