i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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