is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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