help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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