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i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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