Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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