I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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