There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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