just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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