May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
