What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
are you so shy because you have an std?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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