How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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