Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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