if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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