i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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