So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
