it was like his penis was on wheels.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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