it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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