The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wear drunk well.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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