a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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