But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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