Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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