I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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