I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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