It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
