Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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