You're completely useless in the revolution.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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