I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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