3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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