Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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