Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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