I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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