We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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