rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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