I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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