Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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