Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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