called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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