they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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