It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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