Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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