I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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